“Yes it would be cool” the two main characters were discussing the outcome of the election and how it could turn out if they decided. “Make it happen for me?” Bobifer asked his friend, Lilith-Roze, “Can’t don't got the pixie dust on me” “Oh” Bobby said as he handed Lilith the pixie dust. She took one look at it before stating, “This will never do.” He then gave her 20 kilos of pure, undiluted pixie dust “We must have it blessed” “TO MADAGASCAR!” “Not Madagascar, why there?” Our questionably male hero sighed, “The lemurs have to bless it” “No this is a different kind of blessing “oh? What must we do?” Lilith then spoke in her most evil voice, which being the daughter of the devil meant it was pretty evil, “we must travel to the under world were we will find what we are searching for, once there WE MAY TAKE OVER THE WORLD” she laughed evilly then coughed. “LET’S GO! Which car shall we take?” “The r8 with the extra boot space” “awesome!” “So are we off?” “Yeah, let's go!” And so the pair set off on a journey to the underworld in their R8 with the extra boot space, they packed their suitcases of raspberry cordial, erroneous amounts of chocolate and season 4 of supernatural and entered the volcano, plunging deep into the depths of the earth.
There they found the entrance to Tartarus the entrance was elaborate and golden. They needed to find a way in. bobby handed Lilith the spanner. “Yay a spanner!” “Find a way in, Lilith! “ “How about I do this? Oi Hades I'm back LET ME IN!” the door opened with a resounding -squeak-. The pair entered the passageway and came to a surprising sight “took you long enough now how’s Perseph? Wait that’s not Hades” Hades runs, and the pair turned to see three giant slides, each with a different symbol above them “what is THAT?” The mighty god who had apparently ran away said, "Those are the pathways of Tartarus. One leads to the city, another to a lava pit and the last to the underworld. No one, not even I, know which is the right path. The symbols keep changing.” The symbols were a square, a circle and a watermelon “watermelon” So they dived down the watermelon path. Down and down the spiral, slippery slide they slid they then landed in the city. "Lilith, you picked the wrong path... ooh, watermelons!" and he ran to the stand “I'm sorry but hey that explains the watermelons,” “guess the symbols aren't as cryptic as they seem. So, how're we getting to the underworld?” “ Um how bout I try something?” "DO IT” "Oh goddess of the night, lord of the under world and Persephone, bringer of flowers I ask you to lead me through the night with a trail of flowers to the home of the god of the dead” she opened one eye "that work?”
A whirlwind of black and purple consumes our heroes as it transports them down to the underworld "yeah, yeah I think so” “no one ever tries the easy way first do they?” the pair set off in separate directions "Oi asshat do you even know where were going?” "I’m going to candy mountain, Lilith. Candy mountain” "Fuck, it’s gotten to him all ready. No bobby candy mountain is this way." she led the drugged on Tartarus air boy away bobby, in a state of delusion, sings his favourite song "TAKE ME AWAY! MILLION MILES AWAY FROM HERE!" Lilith knocks him out "Thank the gods" she then followed the flower trail to a large house inside of the large house were the blessed ones.
However, all doors were locked and out side stood a large three-headed dog "LOOK AT THE PRETTY PUPPY!" squealed bobby in his delusional state "Hey Ceb, I’ve missed you. You want your ball sweetie? Well go get it" Lilith removed the beast with practiced grace and walked up the steps a freshly knocked out bobby leaning on her sholder Lilith knocked on the door, expecting a reply. However, there was none to be heard. "Hell, Perseph, let me in we need to find Hec." with that Lilith banged again the door then collapsed due to Lilith’s enormous strength. The whole house was empty. "Peculiar..." noted Lilith as she looked around. Soon, the light reflected off of a small child in the corner... he looked slightly frog-like..."I see Hecate’s been here." She glanced around "HECATE GET HERE NOW!" a women appeared out of nowhere and stroked the frog-like child's head lightly "hey, hey Hecate’s! What... what's your pet's name?" said bobby to the scary person. "Stefan, and he's my SON!" the house bellowed "Oh bobs shouldn't have done that" Lilith hugged the glaring women "Hey Hecs we need some help but first." she turned to the cowering boy "Bobby this is Hecate, the goddess of witchcraft and her son Stefan, hey Hecs remind me how'd that happen?” "Well... let's just say I one day I went to the pond and. I don't want to talk about it. Anyway, what help do you need?” “A blessing, hey Bobby you explain.” "We... we need... a blessing on some pixie dust. God knows why" -hiccup- "Not in the presence of a goddess Bobby, and I think it was to control the out come of the parliment." “Indeed it was. Control of the parliament via pixie dust. Can you help us sir madam sir hecates?" the goddess' hands began glowing "That would All mighty Hecate to you mortal." "Hey, hey calm down Hecs he didn't mean it he’s just flustered in the presence of a gorgeous Goddess such as yourself" the goddess in question easily calmed and nodded "excuse me, I think I need to lie down" and with that, bobby passed out on the ground whilst Stefan laughed "Hey steffy boy." The seeming friend of every god laughed before punching the child, "So what do you think Hecs can you help?” "Of course" and with that, Julia Gillard’s red hair actually caught fire in accordance with its colour and tony Abbott’s Speedos started shrinking so much that he was writhing with pain on the ground. "Brilliant, so I'll see ya later Hecs?" the goddess nodded "What you think you could get us a portal back to the car?” "Of course, but I want to punish bobby first" "how so?" "He has to go on a playdate with Stefan" "DEAL!" and with that, Lilith got transported to the surface in a green uproar
"So do you want to pick some one to get cursed or what?" the frog like boy asked "I... I get to curse someone? Well, I’ve always wondered what it would be like to curse Cerberus..." Stefan snapped his fingers a yell echoed through the portal "No hurting the Ceb!" but it was too late. The doggy had died. Four figures then appeared the first a cloaked man who had seemingly found his way home, the second his wife holding a basket of flowers, the third a witch queen that scared almost all in that room and the last a mortal girl in chorus they yelled "NO HURTING THE CEB!" Stefan began eating the flesh of the poor animal as bobby hid in the corner. He was safe in the shadows "Oh no your not, hey Hec two things, a) get your son to stop eating Ceb and b) help me with a spell?” "Er, sure. What spell?” "Hec an animal died what spell do ya think." the goddess looked embarrassed "Oh that one." the two stood each placed one hand on the beast the other grasped together an ancient language was spoken and the beast rose barking loudly "oh god!" screamed bobby and Stefan in unison. "TO THE SURFACE!" and they started running up a staircase "Don't think this is over Bobifer!" "IT SO IS!" *jumps off cliff* "PROTECT ME LAVA” "Burn him." Hecate and Lilith spoke in chorus “WATER SHIELD ACTIVATE!" yelled bobby, 25 meters from the ground. Then something magical happened… To Be Continued
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